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The eldest of the band, Kevin Jonas, is convined that they would never be interested in a girl if she were a fan of the band.
“We wouldn’t really want a girl we dated to be a fan. We love to date, but it’s almost impossible with our schedule. We’re on the road at least 265 days a year, so forming any significant relationship with someone is too difficult,” Kevin said.
LIKE OUCHHHHH!! Way to speak for yourself oldie Jonas. It seems like all those little teen magazines like J-14 interviews were just lies when the Jonas’ declared that they would love to date a fan. Talk about a turn-off. I will admit, fearfully, that I am not a fan of the Jonas Brothers. Please don’t send me hate mail, it’s just my opinion. I just don’t like them, and I do have an explanation for it.. but I won’t go into that.
Looks like the boys are gonna remain virgins for the rest of their LIVES. Seriously, how are you gonna meet the chicks if you don’t date fans? Are they superficial or something? If they don’t date fans, who are they gonna date? Some drop-dead-gorgeous chick who HATES them, and doesn’t like their music? It’s like, “Hey Baby.. you like the new song?” and she’ll be like, “UM. NO. YOU’RE MUSIC BLOWS.” That’s gotta be awkward and impossible. Sure they can date the celebrities, but their whole relationship would be denied. AKA, the Niley relationship, the supposed Jaylor and Nelena relationship.. seriously, the boys better think out their choices again.
Quite heart-breaking to the fans, huh?
Excuse my last segment of ranting, I got pissed reading it.. seriously, your fans fucking love you. Even though I’m not one of them.
POST CREATED @: Sunday, 09-14-08/3:16 PM: Boston, MA
Filed under: Girls Aloud, J.O.N.A.S., Joe Jonas, Jonas Brothers, Kevin Jonas, Nick Jonas
The Jonas Brothers are dishing out to you the details of their current plans right now, what they’re planning to do.. what they’re doing, everything. CLICK HERE to watch the video of them talking about it.
An overall summary of the video is:
-The Jonas Brothers talk about their new Disney show, which you all know as J.O.N.A.S., and they start filming in two weeks.. which is kinda at the end of September, beginning of October, I believe.
-They will spend six months in a studio on the project.. HALF A YEAR?! That’s long.
-They say it’s going to very different for them because they’re used to touring everywhere.. not staying in a place for a long period of time.
-After the TV show, they’re going on tour again.. no surprise there, MAYBE with Girls Aloud, HA.
POST CREATED @: Sunday, 09-14-08/2:59 PM: Boston, MA
Yet, another post about the Jonas Brothers. I’m sensing that they’re gonna be a lot about them today.
Anyways, seems like the Jonas Brothers aren’t promoting good role-modeling to some people… aka, some random kid who knocked another kid’s face up. I hope the JoBros promote violence free lifestyles, ahhhaa. Seems like the Jonas Brothers haters are taking everything to a whole new level.. beating up look-alikes.
Today, in Wauwatosa (WTF?! No offense to anyone who lives there.. I can’t even pro-nounce the name), Wisconsin; a seventeen year old boy was arrested for disorderly conduct at a Milwaukee-area mall after punching another kid who said he looked like one of the JoBros.
WauwatosaNOW.com reported that police said the Mayfair Mall security saw the boy, who was from Brookfield, had hit another seventeen year old boy from the West Bend with a fist around 4:30 PM. Guess the hater was pretty strong.. the kid was sent backwards into a store display.
When security took control of the situation, the victim (lol) said while in GameStop (LOL), that he told the Brookfield boy that he resembled 1/3 of the Jonas Brothers.
No Jonas Brothers hater walk away easily.. and all of you should know after seeing many of the Jonas Brother’s music videos taken off of their YouTube account. Haters are fucking hard-core and for your safety, and saving a broken nose.. don’t mess with them. Don’t mess because the Brookfield boy, aka the attacker, followed the West Bend kid outside, aka the attack-ee, and struck some form of fighting pose and told him to say it again. Brookfield attacked West Bend and walked away.
Hope the Jonas Brothers know how to throw in a punch or two if they ever meet this kid, hahha.
POST CREATED @: Sunday, 09-14-08/2:44 PM: Boston, MA
Filed under: Girls Aloud, Joe Jonas, Jonas Brothers, Kevin Jonas, Nick Jonas
As all of you know, the Jonas Brothers wear purity rings to signify their no sex before marriage rule and are insisting to the public that they don’t have time for relationships because of their busy and hectic schedules. Not only are they calling off relationships for now, they’re also calling off groupies.. which i think is a good thing? For those of you who do not know what ‘groupie’ is, go watch the movie Almost Famous or you can just take my definition right now: groupie = unescapable posse of female fans who chase and attempt to sleep with rockstars.
I must reveal something that most of you do not want to hear.. ever. Kevin Jonas, 20, said: “We wouldn’t really want a girl we dated to be a fan.” I guess after all those interviews claiming that they would date a fan was all a lie. AND do not attack me, I’m not calling the JoBros liars. I am just pointing out how weird that is.
Kevin continued his explanation on their lack of dating reasoning, “We love to date but it’s almost impossible with our schedule. We’re on the road at least 265 days a year, so forming any significant relationship with someone is too difficult.”
Even though the boys are calling off sex and dating right now, the burnin’ up trio has got the hots for all-girl UK band, Girls Aloud. In fact, the brothers wanted them to open for their band during it’s summer US tour. Looks like Kevin is doing all the talking this time because he tells: “We were looking into taking the girls on a US tour this summer, but the timings didn’t work out.” Bummerrrr. Seems like their scheduling problmes prevented them from getting some action with the hot-ass girls from England.
But the boys aren’t quitters apparently. They are still completely determined to have the five-member band of over-sexed beauty vixens on tour with them. “We’re huge fans of Girls Alound. They are all really talented,” says Kevin.. again. “Next time, we’re going to make sure something does happen.”
WOWWWWWW is all I gotta say to that. Are the JoBros fans of their bodies or their music? Mmhmm.. I guess we won’t know until they actually do go on tour.
You think these girls are age-appropriate for role-models the Jonas Brothers? I don’t know.. if I were like a parent, I wouldn’t want my kids to look at girls prancing around and singing in those outfits.
BUT NOT HATING TO GIRLS ALOUD.. theyre good.. or the Jonas Brothers.
POST CREATED @: Sunday, 09-14-08/2:30 PM: Boston, MA
Filed under: Miley Cyrus
An old segment of Miley and Billy-Ray Cyrus on the Ellen DeGeneres Show, explaining why she was sat infront of her local Starbucks, on the streets playing for money.
All Miley was doing was learning some responsibilites, and earning seven dollars the hard way.
POST CREATED @: Sunday, 09-14-08/2:04 PM: Boston, MA
